Sultan Room- I’ll have a weird night but ultimately nothing bad will happen just nobody is paying enough attention to me. Uber home alone feeling a little melancholy.
Baby’s All Right- Mania, so much fun but there will be a little drama, I will uber home either alone & receive some flirty texts or with my crush who lives in the neighborhood or go home w someone I shouldn’t.
Union Pool- wholesome amazing time. No drama just fun w friends. There will be a second location and then I will gleefully walk home with one or two other people and then have an amazing night’s sleep
Goldie’s- I will drink one too many cheetoritas and say a few regrettable things. A weird drunk woman will approach me and my crush while we’re sharing a cigarette in the doorway of the building next door. She may or may not give me Emily Ratakowski’s memoir in exchange for a cigarette. She’ll say she respects EmRata, but the book just wasn’t for her. Drunk sex with a situationship & fall asleep in a weird bed on the East Side of Greenpoint dreaming of the glitter on the tables
3 diamond door- I’ll find myself in the big corner table in a mismatched group of people and get stuck in a boring conversation. I’ll try to do photo booth but it doesn’t turn out great. Someone I’m there will have a crush on me but I’m being really cool about it. This is obviously the last location of the night & I uber home alone sober despite having 100 beers
Twins Lounge- the sad/modern/haunted energy of the bar encourages me to overshare with whoever I’m talking to. There’s 1-3 people here with me, 4 tops. I will do a solo photoshoot in the photo booth and they will be the most beautiful pictures of me the world has ever seen. I leave feeling hungry.
Achilles Heel- Cozy beautiful night. Have a long intimate conversation with a close friend by the fire and think about how sweet bartender Rayan is the cutest boy I’ve ever seen. Get a little deli snack on my walk home and fall asleep feeling loved
Brooklyn Made- major toss up. Either I’ll go expecting to have an amazing time and feel disappointed or expect to have a bad time and have more fun that I would’ve thought. I will never make out or feel romantic in this space which is kind of a relief. Bring a jacket because regardless of the time of year you will feel cold.
The Broadway- always memorable always a good time. Something about this space makes me feel extra affectionate towards my friends. At some point in the middle of the night I’ll lose my phone, but it won’t be long before I find it again ❤️
Bowery Ballroom- I will run into 2-4 people I love who I wasn’t expecting to see. I won’t stay long but I will meet a cute boy smoking cigarettes outside the venue & get an insta follow the next day
Mercury Lounge- bad vibe every time no matter what
Berlin- I will show up in an amazing outfit. Somehow everyone I know is there but I will still feel oddly alone. I will spend too long waiting in line for the bathroom and ultimately feel hurt by something small that happened. I’ll listen to something cool on the uber home and feel reflective as we drive over the williamsburg bridge.
